Having bad anxiety over good things is throwing me for a fucking loop. Things are going right, why does it feel like all the stress went from “When will things go right?” to “What’s going to make me happy for the next half decade?” and “Am I making the right choice?”
Brutal. I just want to chill in my bed for a few days and not have worries.
"for once in my life, I’m truly happy. I’m more than content with who and where I am"
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say
man you can tell everyone who posts those zodiac posts have someone they hate b/c it’ll be like
aries: strong :)
taurus: great :)
gemini: fake bitch
cancer: emotional :)
leo: determined :)
virgo: sneaky asshole
libra: smart :)
scorpio: vengeful shitlord
sagittarius: alright :)
capricorn: hardworker :)
aquarius: wackiest fakest bitch
pisces: good :)
Were you guys aware that Pornhub has ACHIEVEMENTS? BECAUSE I WASN’T.
"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"
the first rule of fight club
My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words
Look what my sister found in my grandparent’s freezer.
Those chicken nuggets are 14 years old…Do not eat them without BBQ sauce.
Large Strongfriend will always be there for you. He is large, he is strong and he is your friend. Just say his name three times and he will be by your side instantly. Hold on tight